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J'Veux Du Cul
02:19
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Hours ago we were still strangers
But if you want we could become lovers
I'm not into romance
But I’ll write a song for you
Just give me one chance
To show I can please you
I want sex
Sex with you
Try me girl you'll see I’m not too bad
I’m the best boy you have ever had
You’re still interesting
I like our discussions
But it’s difficult hiding
My growing frustration
End the night in a sex overdose
Fuck your girl before the world explodes
I don’t want to talk
I want you to shut up
No I don’t want to talk
Cause now I want to fuck
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Steady Lay
02:17
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She’s not my girlfriend anyway
It’s not my business anyway
She’s not my girlfriend anyway
She has a steady lay but what can I say?
Why should I care about her steady lay?
Why why why should I worry?I hate these hours of mystery
‘cause in that bed it should me
But right now
She has a steady lay
On every Wednesday
She has a steady lay
But what can I say?
Steady lay, how did I know?
Out in the cold like a loving hobo
First witness of the show
My nose was stuck to her window
I saw it all and it’s creepy
I love her so it makes me crazy
It’s not what I wanted to see
Please brain erase that frame from my memory
I hope someday I will be fine
I hope someday she will be mine
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3. |
I Have No Friends
01:23
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4. |
Zombie Girl
01:54
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I woke up in the middle of the night
Turned to my girl but had a horrible sight no way
She looked at me with blank eyes
I said "Calm down I know you had a bad day"
But I don't want to fight
In the middle of the night
Remember what a cute couple we made
Is it about something I said ?
Can't we solve this problem in bed ?
I'm a worse boyfriend when I'm dead
I held her hand but she tried to bite
It's not the nicest thing to do at night with your mouth
I haven't seen this in any movie
What should you do when your girl becomes a zombie ?
But I don't want to cry
I don't want my girl to die
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5. |
Apocalypse
01:55
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The city is burning
The sky is on fire
The devil’s catching souls
Here come the riders
I got out of home
I saw all this mess
I felt so awesome
Got nothing to confess
But I’m just here, drinking beer,
The end is near but I got no fear
But I’m just here, drinking beer,
Because Apocalypse Dudes got nothing to lose
I know i'm an angel
I know i'm immortal
I know I’m going to die
But i am fucking high
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6. |
Napalm Candy
03:09
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The first time you will cry
You'll be very thirsty
But just give it a try
They are really tasty
It will destroy your smile
Vietnam quality
Be sure to please your child
Buy him Napalm Candy
Who wants my Napalm Candy?
Hey you can you help me?
I haven't sold any
I have no more money
Buy my Napalm Candy
My own brilliant idea
I haven't sold any
Hey you can you help me?
Buy my Napalm Candy
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7. |
I Got No Luck
01:59
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I just wanna roll the dice
Just wanna pick a card
I need a ten, I need a head
Why is the ball on the red ?
I got no luck
Try again !
I got fucked up
No good bargain addicted to the game
Screw these guys
WIth their black glasses
I just need a few aces
My hand is so full of shit
Sorry man I need the exit
No more money
Lost at the lottery
I have no more chips
Here with me
I got fucked up at the black jack
I got no luck there’s no way to go back
I can’t escape this hell of gamble
On the table everything is scrambled
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8. |
T.Rex Killer
02:14
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T.Rex killer = chantée en choeur par tous
T.Rex killer again today
My guns are gonna have some fun
Who do you think will stay?
Who do you think will run ?
Aim! Shoot! Don't Miss or it's over !
No second chance in this match
Aim! Shoot! Don't Miss or it's over !
Or you will end in their stomach
T.Rex killer just wants to be a hunter
They think they're still on the playground
Then they realize that they're the prey
They shit their pants and they run away
T.Rex killer hiding like a hobbit
In his tiny hole under the ground
And now he really smells like shit
His shirt is wet and his pants are brown
They see, they kill, they eat, and you're the next.
You wanted te be a man but you're just sixteen
Sucking, chewing, crunching, , how does it feel?
T-rex killers are full of proteins
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She said “if you want you can stay”
She was ugly anyway
She said I was unsteady
I said that I was ready
It took me an hour, to get into my car
I forgot where it was and stopped into a bar
My hands were shaking and my sight was blur
But when I got in my seat I thought I was sober
Ready to drive and rock and roll on the roads you take when you drive home and you are drunk
The noise of the radio shreds the silence of the night
This is my batmobile and I'm the dark knight
I don't care about the signs, won't stop for the red lights
The cops won't see me, I'm out of sight
Because I’m on the roads you take when you drive home and you are drunk
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I went to the Hermitage museum
My blood was filled with Sacha’s rum
Pranks from friends and salted coffee
People drinking on the TV
Drinking champagne in the limo
And I could smoke at the disco
I want to go back to Russia
I want to drink drink liters of vodka
Cheap booze from the 24/7 Prisma
Laughing at a dirty Lada
I want to go back to Russia
I can’t tell you ‘bout all I could see
Scary cops in the streets of SPB
The shops, the people, and the buildings
And many other crazy things
Mike Danilov, do you remember me?
What a great time we had on the boat back to Helsinki
Here are the things I wanted to share
I brought nothing but the will, to go back there
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Driving fast in the wild
The sky was dark and clouds
Fields were white all around
They were all covered with snow
And I had you in my mind
You know girl I loved you so
And I had you in my mind
You left me not long ago
I had almost closed my eyes
Because the car was still too slow
When a lightning split the sky
When the thunder struck the snow
And I felt so alive
I didn’t expect that show
And I felt so alive
When the thunder struck the snow
And I started to cry
It struck my heart it melted snow
I asked myself “Why did I
Why did I let you go ?”
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12. |
(Bonus) Division By Zero
02:20
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You were the cutest girl
You said you were crazy
We had our own little world
You said there were better girls for me
You were a psycho
I wasn't better I know
Everybody asked "how it will go ?"
"It's like a division by zero"
I saw you leaving
With tears in your pale blue eyes
What a shitty morning
We barely said goodbye
I don't want to see you cry
We got back along
I thougt it was magic
But something again went wrong
And it was my turn to leave
You won't listen to that song
You hate me already
But same way I have to leave you girl
I'm doing this all for me
I went back home
Back to my boring life
I got a broken soul
I still have you in mind
I want to go back in time
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Youp partied really late
Though you got nothing to celebrate
Again, again, you blacked out
But it's okay for tonight
You have to wake up next morning
You hate your job it means nothing
You're so scared, scared to die
But it's okay to burn from inside
Live like a moron, die like a pig
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