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Le Kolossal Album

by Pk La Vi ?

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Hours ago we were still strangers But if you want we could become lovers I'm not into romance But I’ll write a song for you Just give me one chance To show I can please you I want sex Sex with you Try me girl you'll see I’m not too bad I’m the best boy you have ever had You’re still interesting I like our discussions But it’s difficult hiding My growing frustration End the night in a sex overdose Fuck your girl before the world explodes I don’t want to talk I want you to shut up No I don’t want to talk Cause now I want to fuck
2.
Steady Lay 02:17
She’s not my girlfriend anyway It’s not my business anyway She’s not my girlfriend anyway She has a steady lay but what can I say? Why should I care about her steady lay? Why why why should I worry?I hate these hours of mystery ‘cause in that bed it should me But right now She has a steady lay On every Wednesday She has a steady lay But what can I say? Steady lay, how did I know? Out in the cold like a loving hobo First witness of the show My nose was stuck to her window I saw it all and it’s creepy I love her so it makes me crazy It’s not what I wanted to see Please brain erase that frame from my memory I hope someday I will be fine I hope someday she will be mine
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Zombie Girl 01:54
I woke up in the middle of the night Turned to my girl but had a horrible sight no way She looked at me with blank eyes I said "Calm down I know you had a bad day" But I don't want to fight In the middle of the night Remember what a cute couple we made Is it about something I said ? Can't we solve this problem in bed ? I'm a worse boyfriend when I'm dead I held her hand but she tried to bite It's not the nicest thing to do at night with your mouth I haven't seen this in any movie What should you do when your girl becomes a zombie ? But I don't want to cry I don't want my girl to die
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Apocalypse 01:55
The city is burning The sky is on fire The devil’s catching souls Here come the riders I got out of home I saw all this mess I felt so awesome Got nothing to confess But I’m just here, drinking beer, The end is near but I got no fear But I’m just here, drinking beer, Because Apocalypse Dudes got nothing to lose I know i'm an angel I know i'm immortal I know I’m going to die But i am fucking high
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Napalm Candy 03:09
The first time you will cry You'll be very thirsty But just give it a try They are really tasty It will destroy your smile Vietnam quality Be sure to please your child Buy him Napalm Candy Who wants my Napalm Candy? Hey you can you help me? I haven't sold any I have no more money Buy my Napalm Candy My own brilliant idea I haven't sold any Hey you can you help me? Buy my Napalm Candy
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I just wanna roll the dice Just wanna pick a card I need a ten, I need a head Why is the ball on the red ? I got no luck Try again ! I got fucked up No good bargain addicted to the game Screw these guys WIth their black glasses I just need a few aces My hand is so full of shit Sorry man I need the exit No more money Lost at the lottery I have no more chips Here with me I got fucked up at the black jack I got no luck there’s no way to go back I can’t escape this hell of gamble On the table everything is scrambled
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T.Rex Killer 02:14
T.Rex killer = chantée en choeur par tous T.Rex killer again today My guns are gonna have some fun Who do you think will stay? Who do you think will run ? Aim! Shoot! Don't Miss or it's over ! No second chance in this match Aim! Shoot! Don't Miss or it's over ! Or you will end in their stomach T.Rex killer just wants to be a hunter They think they're still on the playground Then they realize that they're the prey They shit their pants and they run away T.Rex killer hiding like a hobbit In his tiny hole under the ground And now he really smells like shit His shirt is wet and his pants are brown They see, they kill, they eat, and you're the next. You wanted te be a man but you're just sixteen Sucking, chewing, crunching, , how does it feel? T-rex killers are full of proteins
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She said “if you want you can stay” She was ugly anyway She said I was unsteady I said that I was ready It took me an hour, to get into my car I forgot where it was and stopped into a bar My hands were shaking and my sight was blur But when I got in my seat I thought I was sober Ready to drive and rock and roll on the roads you take when you drive home and you are drunk The noise of the radio shreds the silence of the night This is my batmobile and I'm the dark knight I don't care about the signs, won't stop for the red lights The cops won't see me, I'm out of sight Because I’m on the roads you take when you drive home and you are drunk
10.
I went to the Hermitage museum My blood was filled with Sacha’s rum Pranks from friends and salted coffee People drinking on the TV Drinking champagne in the limo And I could smoke at the disco I want to go back to Russia I want to drink drink liters of vodka Cheap booze from the 24/7 Prisma Laughing at a dirty Lada I want to go back to Russia I can’t tell you ‘bout all I could see Scary cops in the streets of SPB The shops, the people, and the buildings And many other crazy things Mike Danilov, do you remember me? What a great time we had on the boat back to Helsinki Here are the things I wanted to share I brought nothing but the will, to go back there
11.
Driving fast in the wild The sky was dark and clouds Fields were white all around They were all covered with snow And I had you in my mind You know girl I loved you so And I had you in my mind You left me not long ago I had almost closed my eyes Because the car was still too slow When a lightning split the sky When the thunder struck the snow And I felt so alive I didn’t expect that show And I felt so alive When the thunder struck the snow And I started to cry It struck my heart it melted snow I asked myself “Why did I Why did I let you go ?”
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You were the cutest girl You said you were crazy We had our own little world You said there were better girls for me You were a psycho I wasn't better I know Everybody asked "how it will go ?" "It's like a division by zero" I saw you leaving With tears in your pale blue eyes What a shitty morning We barely said goodbye I don't want to see you cry We got back along I thougt it was magic But something again went wrong And it was my turn to leave You won't listen to that song You hate me already But same way I have to leave you girl I'm doing this all for me I went back home Back to my boring life I got a broken soul I still have you in mind I want to go back in time
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Youp partied really late Though you got nothing to celebrate Again, again, you blacked out But it's okay for tonight You have to wake up next morning You hate your job it means nothing You're so scared, scared to die But it's okay to burn from inside Live like a moron, die like a pig

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THE BAND / LE GROUPE
Bass & Lead Vocals / Basse & Voix en Plomb : Francis
Guitar & Vocals / Guitare & Voix : Nicolas
Drums & Vocals / Tambours & Voix : Bruno

THEY WORKED ON THIS RECORD / ILS ONT BOSSÉ SUR CET ALBUM :
Knobs & Mikes / Potards & Micros : Orel Thunder
Photo / Photo ; Orel Thunder
Artwork / Travail d'art : Thomas Troisbière

Records, mixed and mastered in 2017 @ Thunder Recordings (Bondy, FR)

Vinyl Records with the help of Warrior Pillow Records.

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released September 27, 2017

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